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smackdownsoup) wrote2012-06-12 02:57 pm
smackdownsoup) wrote2012-06-12 02:57 pm
CANON INFORMATION
SHIRO SHINOBI
MALE, 40, NON-BENDER
"It's a Knockout!"
A lifelong Pro-bending fan, Shiro Shinobi was a reporter for many years, covering Triad crimes.
Tired of reporting on the darker side of life, Shiro left his job to become the voice of Pro-bending. He provides play-by-play coverage for every Pro-bending match and is beloved by both players and fans.
Below are transcripts of the various matches and the narration for each of the episodes. Transcripts are pulled from the avatar wiki.
EPISODE 2: A LEAF IN THE WIND
But will this cool, calm, collected master of air be able to tame this hotheaded teen?
FIRE FERRETS VS UNKNOWN TEAM
This Mako's got moxy! He advances, fires two quick shots. Yomo is hammered back to zone three! Clock is winding down; can Yomo hold on? He's teetering on the edge of the ring now. The Fire Ferrets line up to strike-
FIRE FERRETS VS TIGERDILLOS
And they're off! The two teams waste no time trying to blast each other out of zone one! Hasook is the first to feel the heat of the Tigerdillos. He tries to return the favor, but they're too fast for him, while Mako shows off his trademark "cool under fire" style!
The Tigerdillos score with a walloping one-two combo!
Can the teammate hang on to their zone one territory? Guess not! The Tigerdillos get the green light and advance into Ferret territory!
Looks like Hasook's in trouble! He's in zone three teetering over the drink! And Hasook takes a dip! He'll be back for round two! Assuming the fabulous bending brothers can hold their ground until the next round.
The Fire Ferrets are knocked into zone two and the Tigerdillos advance!
The Fire Ferrets cinch the round in the closing seconds! It's one apiece, still anyone's match as we go into the third and final round!
Hasook stumbles, and now he tumbles right into his teammate! He and Bolin better untangle quick if they don't want to - oh, too late!
It's all up to Mako now! He's bobbing and weaving! He's weaving and bobbing! But he's not hitting back! If Mako's knocked out, the Ferrets' fabulous season is over! He's dancing on the edge of the ring, surviving the three on one barrage! It seems his plan is to let the Tigerdillos punch themselves out - and his plan is working! Han is in the pool! They've got nothing left in the tank and Mako is on the offensive! It's two on one! Scratch that, it's one on one, and it's an earth and fire slugfest! There's so much smoke and dust from the fire that I can't even see where the Fire Ferret is!
It's a knockout! What a wingdinger of a hat trick, folks! Mako pulls off the upset of the season, winning the match for the Fire Ferrets!
FIRE FERRETS VS PLATYPUS BEARS
And we're back in action after that hiccup, but I'm not so sure this replacement player knows what she's doing.
The Platypus Bears take round one! The Platypus Bears know a green player when they see one, and they are focusing the brunt of their bending on this poor girl!
Wait a minute! Did that waterbender just earthbend?
Did I see that right? Hold on, folks, we're just waiting for the referee's official call, but... I-I think this replacement player could be...
No, there's no way! You've gotta be kidding me! She's the Avatar, folks! Playing in a pro-bending match! Can you believe that?!
This girl may be the Avatar, but she's no pro-bender and the Platypus Bears are intent on exploiting that weakness! They're giving her their best, and her best ain't good enough to stop it!
Aaaaand she's in the drink.
Round three! The Platypus Bears are out of the gate and quickly go after the Ferret brothers! They're corralled in the corner, wedged in the edge of zone one, unable to come to the Avatar's rescue! And boy, does she need it!
Looks like the Avatar's pro-bending debut is going to be cut short! She's been pushed back to zone three and the water's calling her name!
It's just a matter of time before - hold the phone! Stop the presses! She's still in the game, folks! And she's moving like an entirely different player! All of a sudden the Platypus Bears' strikes are only striking air!
The Platypus Bears have no juice left, but Mako and Bolin are still fresh and juicy!
Knockout!
The Fire Ferrets come from waaay behind and steal the win! What an upset, folks! The rookies, Avatar in tow, have nabbed a place in the championship tournament! I can not believe it!