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SHIRO SHINOBI
MALE, 40, NON-BENDER

"It's a Knockout!"

A lifelong Pro-bending fan, Shiro Shinobi was a reporter for many years, covering Triad crimes.

Tired of reporting on the darker side of life, Shiro left his job to become the voice of Pro-bending. He provides play-by-play coverage for every Pro-bending match and is beloved by both players and fans.

Below are transcripts of the various matches and the narration for each of the episodes. Transcripts are pulled from the avatar wiki.

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After a close encounter with Amon, Korra took a leave of absence from Tarrlok's task force. But the Avatar has still been hard at work, leading the underdog Fire Ferrets to the pro-bending championship finals. Only one team stands in their way: the Wolfbats! Led by team captain Tahno, the brutal Wolfbats look to repeat as champs.

Have the Fire Ferrets finally met their match?

Edited Date: 2012-06-12 09:56 pm (UTC)

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smackdownsoup

The anticipation is palpable as we are just moments away from the championship match. Will the Wolfbats' ferocity help them repeat as champs? Or will the underdog Fire Ferrets serve up a surprising bowl of smackdown soup?

The champs and challengers face off at the center-line and here we go!

Tahno tries to clean the Avatar's clock with some dirty water muck. Ming shakes off Mako's attack and returns the favor. Shaozu gets fancy, but Bolin ricochets a disk off the ropes and says 'No, thank you sir!'

The waterbenders slug it out, looking evenly matched. Tahno gets a little too worked up and unleashes a deluge on Bolin that would certainly elicit a foul.

Or apparently not.

And the Wolfbats advance despite Tahno exceeding the waterbending time limit. A questionable call by the officials. Ming trips up Mako with another dirty trick!

The Ferret brothers are backed up to zone three and the Wolfbats smell blood. Looks like Tahno snuck in an illegal icing move but once again there's no call. I don't know what match the refs are watching but it's obviously not this one. Oh... a splash-and-clash send the Avatar to zone three as well. It's a knockout! The Wolfbats win the championship for the fourth year in a-

Hold on a second, folks! Scratch that! The Ferrets are still alive, but just barely. What an unbelievable move! These Ferrets aren't just bending the elements, they're bending my mind! The underdogs survive to see round two.

The opening salvo is a brutal call as both sides give it their all. But once again, Tahno sneaks in a little ice to get the upper hand. Wowzers! Those look like illegal head shots to me!

One round apiece: who wants it more? The Wolfbats fly out of the gates, swinging with bad intentions. The challengers are showing a lot of heart but the champs are really starting to find their rhythm now. Can the Ferrets hang in there with the best, especially when the best are frankly getting a little help from the refs? It's all down to this final round! Mako is leaving it all in the ring but it looks like Tahno and Ming are up to more shenanigans!

Oh, this has gone too far! That water had rocks in it!

Well, folks it's a controversial call but the Wolfbats notch a nasty knockout to win the match! For the fourth year in a row, they'll be crowned tournament champions.

Edited Date: 2012-06-12 10:30 pm (UTC)

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smackdownsoup

Folks, there is some sort of electrical disturbance in the stands. Metalbender cops are dropping like bumbleflies. There appear to be masked members of the audience wielding strange devices on their hands.

One of them is in the booth with me right now, folks! He is leveling one of those glove devices at me now and I believe he is about to electrocute me.

I am currently wetting my pants.